Teaser Tuesdays - THE STRANGER IN THE ROOM

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading.
Anyone can play along! Just do the following:

Grab your current read
Open to a random page
Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)
Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!

I'm currently reading THE STRANGER IN THE ROOM by Amanda Kyle Williams, the follow-up to last summer's THE STRANGER YOU SEEK. Williams manages a thoroughly entertaining balance between suspense and humor. The following teaser obviously highlights the humor:

"He robbed a Seven Eleven with dried nasal mucus?"

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"Clerk gave him three hundred from the register," Tyrone told me. "Which just proves nobody wants a booger touching them."